[MUSIC PLAYING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
CUT! CUT!
- CUT. FINKLE! - [BELL RINGS]
RIGHT HERE.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SNEAKING UP ON ME?
DON'T DO IT!
TELL ME WHY THE BLOOD FROM MAXINE'S PROSTHETIC
LOOKS LIKE AN OLD GUY PISSING.
STOP STARING AT ME AND GET IT FIXED.
- NOW! - I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT.
- ANDRE! - GODDAMN IT.
- ANDRE! - HONEY.
YOU NEED A TIGHTER OUTFIT, OKAY?
MAYBE PUSH UP YOUR BRA A BIT,
WORK ON YOUR CLEAVAGE WITH WARDROBE.
IT GIVES THE AUDIENCE A FOCAL POINT,
INSTANT EMPATHY WITH YOUR CHARACTER.
[MAXINE] OKAY. ANY OTHER NOTES?
NO. FINKLE!
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT WORKING FOR YOU THESE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN--
SAVE IT, SAVE IT.
JUST GET EVERYONE INTO POSITION FOR ME.
AND LET'S GET THIS NIGHTMARE OVER WITH.
FIRST POSITIONS!
[BELL RINGS]
[NEWS ANCHOR] WE'LL HAVE MORE ON YOUR LOCAL WEATHER IN A MINUTE.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, HORROR CULT CLASSIC DIRECTOR
SPENCER CROWE, BETTER KNOWN FOR SUCH HITS AS "DEATH BITCH"
AND "BLOOD TEARS," IS BACK IN REHAB AGAIN
AFTER BEING STOPPED BY OFFICERS ON PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY
FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
THIS IS HIS THIRD D.U.I. IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS.
WE WISH HIM A QUICK AND CONSISTENT RECOVERY...
[TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
[GUNSHOT, WOMAN SCREAMS]
[GUNSHOT]
[DISPATCH] 911, WHAT'S THE NATURE OF YOUR EMERGENCY?
[MAN 1] UH, I THINK I-- I THINK I JUST HEARD SHOTS BEING FIRED,
- UH, DOWN THE BLOCK. - [SIREN WAILING]
COVER THAT WINDOW RIGHT THERE. COVER THIS WINDOW.
ALL RIGHT? ON ME.
DROP IT! DROP IT!
[CLOCK TICKING]
JUDGE, THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE.
I TRIED TO WARN THEM.
I TRIED TO SAVE THEM.
ORDER.
THE STATE HEREBY SENTENCES YOU TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY
- MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY. - NO, PLEASE.
THERE WAS A MONSTER IN THERE.
YOU HAVE TO-- I TRIED TO WARN THEM
AND I COULDN'T SAVE THEM.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE!
I TRIED TO WARN THEM
AND I TRIED TO SAVE THEM!
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME...
I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THESE POLLS ARE SHIT.
SO WE'RE IN A DOWN SPIRAL,
A DOWN TREND.
DOWNTURN.
YES, THAT.
I'M SUGGESTING SOME SORT OF ECONOMIC INFUSION, YOU KNOW?
SOMETHING THAT GALVANIZES THE COMMUNITY AROUND YOU COME ELECTION TIME.
SIR?
[MAYOR FOWLER] WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN?
LOVED HIS EARLY WORK.
[PHILIP] YEAH, HE GOT EATEN UP.
HOLLYWOOD'S A TOUGH TOWN.
WHAT'S THAT THING THEY DO THIS TIME OF YEAR
IN ALL THOSE CRAZY HOUSES, ABANDONED HOTELS?
LIKE A FREAK SHOW?
KIDS LOVE IT. YOU GET A BUNCH OF ACTORS TOGETHER,
DRESS LIKE CRAZIES, CHASING FOLKS, CHAINSAWS.
OH, LIKE A FRIGHT FEST.
WE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE ASYLUM?
GIVE FOLKS SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO?
THE STATE ASYLUM?
- IT'S ABANDONED. - DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS.
AND IF IT'S A SUCCESS,
WE'RE BACK IN OFFICE.
I LOVE THIS IDEA.
A REPURPOSED ECONOMIC BOON.
BUT HOW ARE WE PULLING IT OFF EXACTLY?
THAT.
[REPORTER] ...WITH NO END IN SIGHT
TO HIS LEGAL AND PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
[FOWLER] THAT'S OUR MAN.
[SNIFFING]
I'M DOING WHAT?
LOOK, I'M MORE THAN YOUR ATTORNEY HERE, MAN.
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
AND THIS IS THE BEST THING FOR EVERYONE.
IF YOU WIN, I WIN.
YOU ALWAYS WIN.
YOU GET PAID NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.
SPENCER, YOU HAVEN'T PAID ME IN TWO YEARS.
AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD A PAYING GIG IN AT LEAST FOUR.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THAT MIGHT BE TRUE.
WHERE'S THIS PLACE AGAIN?
SOMMERTON. SMALL TOWN, MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
AND AS FAR AS THE LOCALS ARE CONCERNED, YOU'RE A GOD,
A LIVING LEGEND.
WHAT ARE THEY PAYING?
NOT A WHOLE LOT AFTER I GET MY CUT,
MINUS THE MARGINAL EXPENSES YOU OWE.
BUT IT GETS YOU OUT OF DOING A FEW MONTHS OF ROADSIDE CLEANUP.
I PULLED A LOT OF STRINGS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
IT'S LIVE HORROR?
A FRIGHT FEST.
I'VE NEVER DONE A FRIGHT FEST.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A FRIGHT FEST IS.
YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE THE KING OF HORROR.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT. IF YOU GET THIS HALF RIGHT, IT GOES NATIONAL.
AS IN FRIGHT FEST FROM COAST TO COAST
PRESENTED BY THE MASTER OF HORROR, SPENCER CROWE.
THIS COULD BE THE COMEBACK WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
OKAY, I THINK I LIKE IT.
AND I THINK I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH IT, TOO.
PERFECT...
BECAUSE YOU LEAVE TOMORROW.
[PHILIP] MAYOR FOWLER IS VERY EXCITED
TO SHARE HIS NEW FISCAL PLAN IN LISTING THE TALENTS
AND ECONOMIC BENEFIT OF OUR AMAZING COMMUNITY.
MAYOR FOWLER.
I'M MORE THAN THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE
A MUCH NEEDED BOON TO THIS REGION,
ONE THAT PUTS US ON THE MAP AS A YEARLY DESTINATION.
A FRIGHT FEST IN THE ONCE-CLOSED,
NOW REOPENED STATE ASYLUM.
BUT WHAT MAKES THIS MORE SPECIAL
IS WHO WE HAVE CREATING IT.
A FIRST-RATE HOLLYWOOD HORROR FILM GURU
RIGHT HERE IN OUR VERY OWN BACKYARD.
[RICO] ALL RIGHT, SO I'M CONFUSED.
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MARY POPPINS OR SOMETHING?
[MAXINE] MORE LIKE LIZZIE BORDEN.
[RICO] WHO IS LIZZIE BORDEN?
THREE WEEKS REHEARSING,
BUT THE JOKES KEEP GETTING BETTER.
- KINDA LIKE THIS? - [GROANS, COUGHS]
AHH, MY BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG, HOT, TIGHT THESPS.
WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU, RICO.
I KIND OF FIGURED THAT.
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
- I THINK YOU'RE HANDSOME. - SHUT UP, FINKLE,
AND LET'S START THIS LAME-ASS TOUR.
HEY, SPENCE,
YOU THINK YOU COULD GET WARDROBE
TO MAKE THESE SPANDEX A LITTLE TIGHTER?
I WANT THIS PSYCHO KILLER TO REALLY STAND OUT.
THINK SO.
MIGHT HAVE TO CHECK YOU OUT WITH MY TALENT METER FIRST.
[RICO] OKAY, WITH THAT BEING SAID,
IS IT TRUE THAT ON "DEATH BITCH,"
YOU USED A REAL LOADED GUN TO HELP MOTIVATE YOUR ACTORS?
IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
AND FOR LEGAL PURPOSES,
I CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THAT.
IS EVERYONE HERE?
[SCREAMING]
- BASTARD! - [SPENCER LAUGHS]
ALWAYS BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
- THAT'S HORROR. - WHERE'S STEPH?
CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS HERE?
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF!
CHILL. I WAS LISTENING.
JUST CATCHING SOME Z'S ON THE COT.
OH, YOU GOT AN OVERCONFIDENT WALK.
HIP DYSPLASIA?
WHAT?
- SMART, TOO. - THANK YOU.
FOR GRACING US.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'D SAY "BITE ME," BUT YOU WOULD.
FUNNY. SHOW UP ON TIME.
GUYS, YOU'RE RUINING MY AFTERNOON BUZZ.
ALL RIGHT, THE PAIN-IN-THE-ASS MAYOR
SAYS IT'S MANDATORY WE TAKE THIS GUIDED TOUR.
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
IT'S GOTTA GET DONE. FINKLE, LEAD THE WAY.
[FINKLE] COME ON, COME ON.
GATE OPENS AT 7:00.
WE'LL BE GOING TO 2:00 A.M.
AFTER THAT,
I WILL BE IN THE NEAREST BAR.
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS.
YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BY NOW.
FINK. YOU CAN HANDLE THE REST FOR ME, RIGHT?
YEAH, OF COURSE, SPENCE, YOU KNOW.
I'LL BE IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
COPY THAT.
GUYS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TAILORED.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
FINEST POLITICAL MIND I'VE EVER KNOWN.
- PHILIP? - YEAH.
STOP KISSING MY ASS AND JUST GET US REELECTED.
OKAY.
OOH!
THIS SHIT GOES ON FOREVER, MAN.
LANGUAGE, RICO.
LET'S KEEP IT AT A MINIMUM.
I'M SORRY, MAN, OKAY?
WHAT THE-- LOOK AT ALL THIS!
THIS SHIT REALLY GO ON FOREVER, MAN!
- [LAUGHTER] - LOOK AT THIS!
IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO MIX IN THE ASYLUM'S PAST
WITH CHARACTERS FROM OUR HIT FILMS.
- [STEPH] OH. - [MAXINE] "OUR HIT FILMS"?
[STEPH] YOU'RE A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT, KID.
YEAH, WE IMDB'ED YOUR ASS.
[FINKLE] I WAS PART OF THE T-E-A-M.
- OH, MY... -SO LET'S START BEING TEAM MEMBERS, OKAY?
[MOCKING] YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? I WAS PART OF THE T-E-A-M.
LET'S GO, TEAM!
- OH, COME ON. - SHUT UP, RICO.
YOU GUYS THINK IT'S REALLY HAUNTED?
[GASPS]
OH, MY GOD, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
GREAT COSTUME, LADY. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
THIS IS ESTELLE PARSONS FROM THE LOCAL COMMUNITY BOARD
AND HISTORICAL COMMITTEE.
SHE'S OUR TOUR GUIDE.
THANK YOU, FINKLE.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL.
AS YOU'LL BE REPRESENTING THIS FAMED ASYLUM,
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH ITS HISTORY.
[GIGGLES]
EXCITING, HUH?
WE SHOULD RESPECT THE SPIRITS THAT ARE STILL HERE.
[STEPH] LIKE CROWE DOES?
LITTLE JACK DANIEL'S, SOUTHERN COMFORT.
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS PLACE BORING OR WHAT?
SHE IS WEIRD ENOUGH.
UGH!
- [SWITCH CLICKS] - [SCREAMING]
BEEN SHOT AT TOO MANY TIMES FOR SHIT LIKE THIS.
BIGGEST PUSSY I EVER MET, BRO.
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS GIG?
HEY, SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING INTO HAIR AND MAKEUP AND WARDROBE SOON?
YOU DONE YET?
ALMOST.
EL DIRECTOR HEARS ALL, HUH?
AND SEES ALL.
COME ON!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[MAN] WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.
OKAY, LISTEN UP, YOU SICK PSYCHO BASTARDS.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN CONVICTED OF SOME REALLY SICK SHIT.
BUT I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU,
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
SO YOU DO THIS TRANSFER WITHOUT INCIDENT
AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU ALL GET SOME EXTRA MEDS
WHEN WE GET TO THE FACILITY.
HEAVY MEDS AND ELECTRICITY.
[ESTELLE] THERE HAVE BEEN COUNTLESS ACCOUNTS OF RESTLESS SPIRITS
WANDERING AIMLESSLY.
BUT HERE,
RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY SPOT
IS WHERE THE LEAD PSYCHIATRIST AND HIS WIFE DIED.
YOU MEAN LIKE RIGHT HERE?
MM.
IT'S RUMORED THEY PLACED THEIR FIRST-BORN CHILD
INTO TREATMENT HERE,
CONFINED HIM TO AN ISOLATED SPACE IN THE BASEMENT
DUE TO HIS MURDEROUS TENDENCIES--
AN INNATE PROCLIVITY FOR KILLING THINGS.
WHEN THE PSYCHIATRIST'S WIFE BECAME PREGNANT
MANY YEARS LATER,
HE MADE HER GIVE THAT CHILD UP FOR ADOPTION.
SHE NEVER FORGAVE HIM.
SO SHE KILLED HIM AND THEN HERSELF.
BUT IT'S SAID THAT EVERY HALLOWEEN
SHE CALLS OUT TO HER CHILDREN,
CALLING THEM TO RETURN HOME.
[MAXINE] HMM.
[RICO] IS IT ME OR IS THIS BORING AS HELL?
WE'RE RIGHT BENEATH THE CENTRAL SPIRE OF THE ASYLUM,
THE HEART OF THE SUPERNATURAL, SO TO SPEAK.
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE SCREAMS OF A TORTURED
INSTITUTIONALIZED SOUL.
THIS CONCLUDES THE TOUR.
LOOK, I'M NOT WITH ALL THIS CREEPY SHIT, ALL RIGHT?
LIKE, I WAS DOWN BEFORE THE TOUR.
LIKE, ARE Y'ALL TRYING TO MAKE US QUIT OR SOMETHING?
HEY, LITTLE BITCH.
[HIGH-PITCHED] I HATE THIS SHIT!
YEAH, TO HELL WITH THIS TOUR BULLSHIT.
THERE YOU GO, CONGRATS. YOU DIDN'T GET THE LEAD.
- HEY. - JUST MAKE SURE
YOU'RE ALL AS GOOD AS ESTELLE HERE.
COME ON, THE WOMAN KNOWS THE PLACE ASS-BACKWARDS.
ESTELLE WAS HIRED TO GIVE YOU THE TOUR,
BUT MORE TO MOTIVATE YOUR BELIEVABILITY.
FOUND HER ON BACKPAGE, ADULT SECTION,
ONE OF MANY PLANTS I'VE SET UP FOR TONIGHT.
ANYBODY NEED A TANTRIC MASSAGE, HUH?
- I KNEW SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR, BRO. - OH, MY GOD.
SO, LOOK, I WAS LITERALLY ON BACKPAGE
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE G.F.E. DEAL.
I'M NOT REALLY THAT FREAKY,
BUT YOU INTO BDSM, THAT'S YOUR GUY.
WHAT'S BDSM?
BDSM, IT MEANS BONDAGE--
OKAY, SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
EVERYTHING ESTELLE TOLD YOU
WAS IN YOUR WELCOME PACKETS.
NO ONE READ 'EM. WHO CARES?
POINT IS, SHE'S CONVINCING.
AS CONVINCING AS YOU ALL NEED TO BE SO I CAN KEEP
A GOOD BUZZ GOING ALL NIGHT WITHOUT INTERRUPTION.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT? GET WHAT?
IF ESTELLE'S FROM BACKPAGE,
HOW DOES SHE KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE ASYLUM?
READ WIKIPEDIA.
ALSO, I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS,
BUT I SPENT A LITTLE TIME HERE BEFORE IT CLOSED.
WHOO.
YOU HIRED A CERTIFIABLE PERSON?
PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S NOT
- GONNA BE PERFORMING. - NO.
NO, NO, NO, NOT HERE. ESTELLE?
[FINKLE] OKAY.
THANKS FOR COMING.
LADIES, TO YOUR DRESSING ROOMS!
FINKLE. HMM!
[FINKLE] I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS, SPENCER.
HEY, UM...
[ESTELLE] MM?
YOU WANNA MAKE A QUICK 20?
$20?
WHAT, ARE WE IN THE '80S?
I'M NOT MAKING MY USUAL RATE ON THIS ONE.
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. PERFECT.
[AUTOMATED VOICE] BLOOD ALCOHOL 0.0.
[ESTELLE] OH, WOW.
THAT WAS QUICK.
[AUTOMATED VOICE] IGNITION ALLOWED.
THANKS FOR BLOWING.
WANNA MAKE ANOTHER 20?
WORTH A SHOT.
HEY, DO ME A SOLID,
CHECK MY BACK RIGHT TIRE.
I THINK IT'S LOW.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
HMM.
I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS LIKE--
- WHAT THE-- - [TIRE SCREECHES]
YOU...
[BELL TOLLING]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
PROBLEM?
I WILL NOT HESITATE
PUTTING A HOLE THROUGH YOUR CHEST.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
[COUGHS]
- [SPENCER] AAH! - [TIRES SCREECH]
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[COUGHING]
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
MORE MEDS AND ELECTRICITY!
[GROANING]
[GUNSHOT]
[MAN] TICKETS!
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
AND TRY TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
GET YOUR TICKETS OUT!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE OF HORROR
CREATED BY THE MASTER OF HORROR, SPENCER CROWE.
ENTER IF YOU DARE AND TRY TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.
AT 8:00, OUR VERY OWN
MAYOR FOWLER WILL BE GIVEN
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY.
[TAPPING TRUNK]
AH. THIS IS SO WRONG.
WHY DO I HELP YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
'CAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB.
WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME?
CAN YOU GET ONE OF THOSE BEERS OUT FOR ME?
- [WHISPERS] FUCK YOURSELF. - HURRY UP! HURRY!
[GROANING]
[PANTING]
[FINKLE] YOU DRINK LIKE AN ANIMAL.
AHH.
- [BURPS] - THERE YOU ARE.
SO THIS IS MISSION CONTROL.
HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
JUST WANTED TO HAVE A QUICK WORD.
SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU'RE NOT INTERRUPTING,
IT IS PERFECT TIMING.
MY SKIT'S ALL SET UP JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED?
YES. YES, IT IS.
I THINK EVERYONE'S GOING TO GET A REAL KICK OUT OF IT.
IT'LL LOOK REAL.
OH, THE SHOCK THERAPY ROOM IS READY
AND WAITING FOR YOU, MAYOR.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
[CHUCKLES]
JUST ONE MORE THING.
IT TOOK ME A WHOLE LOT OF DOING TO GET YOU HERE,
AND YOUR REPUTATION PROCEEDS ITSELF.
WELL, SOMETHING HAS TO PROCEED.
MIGHT AS WELL BE REPUTATION.
- [FINKLE CHUCKLES] - YES.
AS A LECHEROUS, SKIRT-CHASING, DEGENERATE GAMBLER,
DEADBEAT DAD, AND DRUG ADDICT.
IS THAT ALCOHOL I SMELL ON YOUR BREATH?
NEVER REALIZED I HAD A GAMBLING PROBLEM
UNTIL MY BOOKIE INVITED ME TO HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
[CHUCKLES] YOU WERE SOMEBODY ONCE.
BUT NOT HERE, YOU'RE NOT.
MAKE THIS GO RIGHT
AND I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD WITH THE JUDGE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MAYOR FLOWER.
[FINKLE LAUGHS]
IT'S FOWLER. NOT FLOWER.
THAT WENT PRETTY WELL.
BIG FANS, OBVIOUSLY.
AHH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
HE'LL BE KISSING MY ASS BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MAN] TICKETS!
YES, RIGHT UP THIS WAY.
WELCOME TO THE FRIGHT FEST.
TICKETS!
[MAN 2] RIGHT OVER THERE, PLEASE.
- ONE AT A TIME. - TICKETS!
TAKE OUT YOUR PHONES. NO PHONES ALLOWED!
PUT YOUR PHONES ON THE TABLE.
TICKETS!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT'S A GOOD GETUP RIGHT THERE.
HEY, DO ME A FAVOR, TOMORROW NIGHT,
USE THE EMPLOYEE ENTRANCE.
BACK-- IT'S AROUND--
I'LL TAKE YOU. COME ON, COME ON.
JUST AROUND.
[MAN] TICKETS!
ALL RIGHT, SO, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
THERE'S A WHOLE SERIES OF TUNNELS THAT LEAD TO AN EXIT.
'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THESE CRAZIES ARE GONNA COME GET YOU.
YOU DON'T TALK AT ALL, DO YOU? OKAY.
TOMORROW NIGHT, USE THE EMPLOYEE ENTRANCE.
WE'LL SHOOT RIGHT THIS WAY IN HERE.
DRESSING ROOMS.
THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD CASTING.
THAT'S-- KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
LET'S GO SCARE SOME PEOPLE.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
- [GROWLS] - [SCREAMS]
ASSHOLE!
OH!
THAT IS NOT COOL.
[GROANS]
IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
[COUGHS]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YO, FINKLE, COME HERE, COME HERE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
[SCREAMING ON PHONE]
OH!
I KICKED HIM SQUARE IN THE PLUMS.
HEY, FORWARD THAT TO ME. I'M GONNA POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
- YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
[SPENCER ON RADIO] FINKLE, YOU VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED BASTARD.
YES, COPY.
TELL TAYLOR TO LOSE THE MOBILE.
NO FILMING UNLESS IT'S HER MASTURBATING.
I THOUGHT YOU TOOK THEIR PHONES.
I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT.
SERIOUSLY?
YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE MAN.
SORRY. I'M SORRY.
YOU, TOO, PRINCESS. COME ON.
[SIGHS] IT'S HOT IN HERE.
YEAH. I'M DYING.
SORRY TO BE THE BAD GUY.
ALL RIGHT.
[RICO GROANING ON PHONE]
YEAH. HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
COME ON.
YES.
OH, YES.
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN "GIRLS GONE WILD."
WAIT, WAIT. YES.
[MUSIC ON SPEAKERS] ♪ YEAH
♪ LEAD ME ON
[CHUCKLING]
AWW, SHOW'S OVER.
NOW THEY'LL FIND ALL THE BLIND SPOTS.
[FINKLE] LOOK AT THAT CROWD.
THIS IS EXCITING.
- YEAH. - OH!
YEAH, IT IS, FINKS.
HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A--
- THANKS. - HERE YOU GO, BOSS.
- OH, MAN. -YOU'RE LEARNING. I LIKE THAT.
YEAH, I AM.
I'M GONNA GO PREP THE FIRST ACT
AND I'LL BE BACK TO CELEBRATE.
AHH.
WHOO!
YOU'RE LEARNING. YOU'RE GETTING PROACTIVE.
I LIKE IT. LIKE IT!
MAYBE I COULD HAVE A BEER WITH YOU NEXT TIME.
- NO. - OH.
THAT'S WEIRD.
TICKETS!
TICKETS! TICKETS!
HEY, YOU, OVER THERE!
BUDDY! YES, YOU! COME ON, LET'S GO.
THE SHOW ALREADY STARTED!
YOU! COME ON!
MOVE IT. LET'S GO!
GET YOUR ASS IN THERE.
TICKETS!
THESE ACTORS ARE A BUNCH OF PIGS.
[SNIFFS]
[EXHALES] NICE.
MUST BE IN HEAVEN.
HEY.
AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE?
I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE WAS IN HERE.
I GET IT. PART OF THE ACT, HUH?
WHAT?
[GRUNTING]
[PANTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- IT'S STILL NOT RIGHT. - WHAT?
JUST COME HERE. COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU MIND?
OKAY.
MOVE YOUR HAIR OUT. DO YOU MIND?
- MM. - OKAY.
GO LIKE THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, STAND UP.
OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
PERFECT. THAT'S PERFECT.
[SPENCER ON RADIO] FINKLE, GET UP TO CONTROL.
- COPY THAT. - [RADIO BEEPS]
OKAY, JUST-- JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED, ALL RIGHT?
GOOD LUCK.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD PLAYER]
- [FINKLE] WHAT? - HEY, DO ME A FAVOR,
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE TALENT.
- THAT'S MY JOB. - OH, ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE THERE WAS ENOUGH CLEAVAGE,
LIKE YOU ASKED.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
EXCUSE ME?
DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE INTO THE LADIES.
LOOK, SPENCER, I GOT A LOT GOING ON OUT THERE.
WHY DID YOU CALL ME UP HERE?
OH, REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?
YES, REALLY.
PATHETIC, SPENCER.
AND?
[CHAINSAW RUNNING]
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE PSYCHIATRIST OUTFIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE SO...
BEAUTIFUL.
JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.
OKAY, STOP IT. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
JUST THROW ME TO THE WALL LIKE WE REHEARSED.
BUT WE ALWAYS PLAYED TOGETHER.
COULD YOU...
TOUCH ME LIKE MOMMY ALWAYS DID?
OH, A LITTLE ROLE-PLAY.
- DON'T TEASE ME. - WHAT?
OW, NOT SO ROUGH. SLOW DOWN.
MM.
WHAT THE FUCK? PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!
- ARE YOU INSANE? STOP! - WHAT TYPE OF SICK SHIT IS THIS?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
- [GASPS] - [GRUNTS]
HELP ME! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE--
[BOTH GROANING]
HE'S GONNA KILL ME.
TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DIE.
[GROANS]
[WHIMPERS]
[BONE CRACKS]
DISTURBING.
SPENCER'S GOT A TWISTED SOUL.
WHAT THE--
[SNIFFS]
SHOCK HORROR.
IT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE INTO.
IT WAS DARK.
PEOPLE COULDN'T REALLY SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.
I CAN CONTAIN THIS. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
NOW, LET'S GET YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG MOMENT.
I GET SCREWED FOR THIS, AND YOU'RE DOING REAL TIME.
RIGHT. HAPPY TO DO IT.
HAPPY TO DO REAL TIME.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
MAXINE AND RICO ARE AWESOME.
OKAY, MAKE SURE THE SHOCK THERAPY THING
- IS ALL SPARKED UP. - OKAY.
WE'RE BACK, SPENCE. WE'RE BACK.
WOW.
UGH, OKAY, SCARY GUY.
LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THE RULES.
EVERYBODY HAS TO STAY INSIDE OF THE ASYLUM
FOR THE DURATION OF THE NIGHT.
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S BELIEVABLE.
COME ON, JUST GET BACK INTO YOUR AUDIENCE OVER HERE.
[SLICE]
NO UNLOCKED DOORS.
IT'S NOT ALLOWED.
WE DON'T WANT TO BE CONFINED TO OURSELVES, NOW DO WE?
I CAN KEEP THE BAD PEOPLE OUT.
LOOK AT THIS GUY.
- [WOMAN SCREAMS] - [LAUGHTER]
[GASPS, YELLING]
NO!
[PANTING]
ARE WE READY? IS IT A GO?
PUT A HOOD ON SO IT LOOKS LEGIT.
I'M INNOCENT. YOU HAVE THE WRONG MAN.
I'M INNOCENT.
THIS TOWN'S FALLING APART BECAUSE OF YOU.
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY IS AGAINST THE LAW.
[MAN] YOU SUCK.
I'M INNOCENT. YOU HAVE THE WRONG MAN.
I'M INNOCENT.
LAST WORDS?
TO THE CITIZENS OF SOMMERTON,
I'D RATHER DIE THAN LET YOU DOWN.
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - [GRUNTING]
[ALL GASP]
[MURMURING]
FOWLER.
[SLICE]
SHIT.
- [CHATTERING] - [BLOWS LANDING]
WHERE'S MAXINE? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HEARD THAT PSYCHIATRIST OFFICE ROCKED.
- OH, YEAH? - RUN! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
OH, ONE OF SPENCER'S PLANTS.
NO, NO, IT'S REAL, PLEASE.
- HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL. - OKAY, BUDDY, RELAX.
WE KNOW IT'S SPENCER. IT'S SOME REAL COOL EFFECTS SHIT HE NEVER TOLD US ABOUT.
- WE GET IT. -NO, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
- HE'S GONNA KILL AGAIN. - AWW.
COMMITMENT. REALLY GOOD.
YO, YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO FRICKIN' REAL.
THEY DID A GOOD JOB, DIDN'T THEY?
- MM-HMM. - [LAUGHS]
OH, GROSS.
[SCREAMING]
IS THIS THE WAY TO THE EXIT?
[WOMAN] NO, IT WAS BACK THE OTHER WAY!
JUST FOLLOW ME.
WHO'S THAT?
- IS SOMEONE THERE? - I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
STAY WITH ME.
- [SLICING] - [WOMAN SCREAMING]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[FINKLE] OPEN UP!
PLEASE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
IT'S PART OF THE SHOW!
THIS ISN'T PART OF THE GODDAMN SHOW!
OPEN THE DOOR NOW!
[FINKLE] SPENCER, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.
YOU NEED TO OPEN THE DOOR
- SO WE CAN CALL THE POLICE! - NO POLICE!
I GOT TOO MUCH GOING ON IN HERE!
SON OF A BITCH!
[SCREAMING]
[RICO] FORGET IT, MAN!
SHIT!
OH, SHIT.
THERE HE IS.
STEP RIGHT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU GOT THE KILLER INSTINCT IN YOU?
EVERYONE'S A WINNER. THERE'S A WINNER EVERY TIME.
HEH.
[MAN CHUCKLES]
[HAMMER CLICKING]
AH, AH, AH!
YOU GOT NINE.
TEN.
NINE.
OH!
TEN.
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT, MAN.
JESUS, DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE!
- [WHIMPERS] - [HAMMER CLICKS]
[HAMMER CLICKING]
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[PANTING]
YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SAFE SPLITTING UP LIKE THIS?
NO, BUT YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
OKAY?
YOU'RE WITH ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, OKAY?
ACT YOUR WAY OUT OF GETTING MURDERED?
SHUT UP! I WAS IN THE MILITARY.
- OKAY? - OKAY.
- COME ON, WE SHOULD HURRY. - NOT SO FAST.
THAT ANIMAL COULD BE AROUND ANY CORNER.
OKAY.
[YELLING]
JESUS!
[PANTING]
THE MONSTER'S REAL!
JESUS, KID, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?
- HE'S KILLING EVERYONE! - I'M ON MY BREAK.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME! HE'S KILLING EVERYONE!
YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE! - DO ME A FAVOR.
- I WAS ON THE BUS WITH HIM WHEN IT CRASHED! - GET BACK IN THERE.
BUS?
YES!
ARE YOU PART OF THIS SHOW, KID?
PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO--
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
PLEASE! PLEASE!
- PLEASE, HELP ME. - SAW HIM ON THE NEWS.
KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILY.
[GRUNTS]
I...
HATE... UNIFORMS!
[GRUNTS]
YOU SICK BASTARD.
OH, YOU SCARED NOW, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
[GUNSHOTS]
[SPENCER] WOW.
I KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE THIS GUY IN.
HI.
- WOW. - [SCREAMING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MY GOD!
- [GRUNTS] - [RADIO BEEPING]
SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK...
[CHAINSAW RUNNING]
OH, DEAR GOD.
[SCREAMING]
[SPENCER ON RADIO] FINKLE! FINKLE.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY. UH...
MY PHONE, MY PHONE.
OH, SHIT. WHERE'S THE PHONE?
OH, THANK YOU, GOD!
YES!
OKAY. UH...
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER MY AGENT'S NUMBER.
347... 347, UH...
865, 54... 21.
THAT'S IT. OKAY.
NO, NO. NO.
NO! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- [PANTING] - FUCK.
OKAY.
OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND.
OH, FUCK.
- STAY HERE, ALL RIGHT? - PLEASE. NO, NO, NO.
I GOTTA GO SEE IF I CAN FIND ANY SUPPLIES.
NO, NO. YOU STAY HERE WITH ME, OKAY?
WE'RE SAFER-- WE'RE SAFER TOGETHER.
I'M JUST GOING THROUGH THOSE SWINGING DOORS, OKAY?
YOU ARE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD.
JUST STAY HERE, OKAY?
[GROANING]
LOOK, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.
IT'S ME. IT'S ME, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT ARE THOSE?
I FOUND THEM INSIDE.
WHAT ARE THESE?
I FOUND THEM INSIDE.
ARE THESE YOURS?
ARE THESE PRESCRIBED TO YOU?
DON'T JUDGE ME, OKAY?
AH, IT BURNS!
I'M SORRY. SHH!
OKAY, OKAY.
[PANTING]
[MUFFLED YELLING]
OKAY, WE GOTTA GO.
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET UP?
ALL RIGHT.
[WHIMPERING]
[SCREAMING]
SHH. SHUT UP OR HE'LL COME BACK.
SHH.
WHO ARE YOU?
HE WAS GONNA KILL YOU. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE PSYCHO FROM THE NEWS!
- NO, NO! SHH, SHH! - I'M GONNA DIE!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE.
I WAS THERE. I WAS THERE, BUT IT WASN'T ME.
IT WASN'T ME. I'M GONNA KILL HIM, NOT YOU.
OKAY? OKAY?
HE'S A MONSTER. I DIDN'T DO IT, AND NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO ME.
SOMETHING WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
HE WAS ALREADY IN THE HOUSE.
[ECHOING] ...HOUSE.
IT WAS TOO LATE.
HE KILLED THEM.
THEY BLAMED ME FOR MURDERS.
HE WAS RIGHT THERE ON THE BUS WITH ME. THEY CAUGHT HIM.
I KNEW THEN I HAD TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLED ME.
[ECHOES] ...KILLED ME.
THE BUS CRASHED AND HE ESCAPED, AND I FOLLOWED AFTER HIM.
- WELL, HOW MANY ARE THERE? -THE BUS WAS FULL, BUT HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVED,
AND ME.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE'RE GONNA KILL HIM.
NO, HEY, FORGET ABOUT KILLING HIM.
LET'S FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
KILLING HIM IS OUR ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE.
COME ON.
WE NEED TO MOVE.
OKAY.
SHIT. OH, RICO, RICO.
SHH. DUDE. DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I AIN'T TRYING TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE OF THOSE DAMN MANIACS.
- SHH! - [WOMAN SCREAMS]
GET SPENCER ON THE DAMN WALKIE, MAN.
I DROPPED IT, I DROPPED IT. IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE.
YO, THERE IS SOME SHIT GOING DOWN IN THIS PLACE!
GO BACK!
- [GROANING] - SHIT!
[CHOKING]
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S ALL PERFECTION.
I THINK REAL PEOPLE ARE REALLY DYING OUT THERE,
AND I'M IN HERE RECORDING EVERY SECOND OF IT!
OH, MY GOD!
NO! YES! YES! YES!
YES.
[BUTTON CLICKING]
- [CHAINSAW RUNNING] - NO, NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT!
THAT MIGHT BE RICO. HE'S ONE OF US.
RICO, IF THAT'S YOU, TAKE OFF YOUR MASK.
KILL HIM.
NO, PLEASE. I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS.
PLEASE, CAN WE JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE?
NOT UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
NO. NO!
STOP, STOP! NO, STOP!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
LOOK, I THINK THE MAIN EXIT IS STRAIGHT UP FROM HERE.
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, OKAY?
IT'S OKAY.
[GRUNTS]
[MUTTERING]
I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION QUICK, OKAY?
- QUICK, QUICK. - OKAY, WHAT DID THE MILITARY
TRAIN YOU TO DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?
THE FUCK IS THIS?
THERE IS NO SITUATION LIKE THIS!
SOME PSYCHO'S KILLING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT A FRIGHT FEST?
NO TRAINING FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.
OKAY, OKAY. BUT, I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU?
WERE YOU ARMY? MARINE? WHAT WAS THE TRAINING?
I DID SIX WEEKS.
FITNESS BOOT CAMP FOR THE GIG.
YOU WERE NEVER ENLISTED?
HELL, NO.
WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING THIS?
- WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING THIS? - OKAY, SHH!
WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
I LEARNED A LOT IN THAT BOOT CAMP.
YOU WERE NEVER IN THE MILITARY, OKAY?
THERE'S A REALLY, REALLY GOOD CHANCE WE'RE GONNA DIE.
HELL, NO. HELL, NO.
[DISTANT CLATTER]
[GRUNTING]
SHH, SHH, SHH.
- [GRUNTS] - [YELLS]
DON'T SHOOT!
OH, THAT HURTS!
OH, DEAR, THAT HURTS.
HERE, TAKE THESE.
WHAT ARE THEY?
PAINKILLERS.
YEAH. OKAY, WELL...
OKAY.
WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?
HE IS KILLING EVERYONE.
THEY'RE FROM SOME MENTAL INSTITUTION.
I COULD GIVE A SHIT WHERE HE'S FROM.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE. RIGHT NOW.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
WHO ARE YOU, THE PSYCHO WHISPERER?
HE'LL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU GET THERE.
LOOK, YOU GUYS, I SAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT, OKAY?
- AND HE SAYS WE'RE GONNA DIE. - NO, HE'S KILLING EVERYONE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE KNOWS EVERY CORNER OF THIS PLACE.
GODDAMN THAT HURT.
YOU STILL THINK WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT, SMARTASS?
WE'RE GETTING THE--
WE'RE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW,
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
YOU GUYS CAN STAY HERE IF YOU WANT TO.
WE'RE GETTING OUT RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO, GUYS. THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
- GO WHERE? - THEY'RE FRIED.
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. LET'S JUST GO.
WHAT THE HELL?
JUST DON'T LOOK AT THEM.
REALLY?
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK? THERE ARE BODIES EVERYWHERE.
I NEVER KNEW THAT MANY PEOPLE CAME TO THIS KIND OF THING.
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S MOVING. - DON'T SHOOT.
- SHOOT IT! - I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
NO, NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT!
- DON'T SHOOT! - GODDAMN IT, BRO!
I ALMOST SHOT YOUR DUMB ASS.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING UNDERNEATH THERE?
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT, MAN?
I'M HIDING! I'VE SEEN SOME CRAZY SHIT.
OH, JESUS CHRIST, THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
WAIT, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MAXINE?
WHO'S HE?
MASON.
WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS. LET'S JUST GET--
LET'S FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT.
YOU WERE YELLING SOMETHING TO US.
WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO TELL US?
DUDE, LET'S GO. WE HAVE TO-- RICO, LET'S GO!
WELL, DON'T TOUCH THE DAMN BEDFRAME, MAN.
YOU'LL FRY.
[GRUNTS]
NOTHING A SHOTGUN AND SOME GOOD AIM CAN'T SOLVE.
GREAT, NOW WE'RE COMPLETELY IN THE DARK.
- I WANT TO GO HOME. - TOSS ME THE GUN.
NOBODY TOUCHES THIS GUN BUT ME.
NO, WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GETTING US OUT OF HERE.
WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU PEOPLE DO WITHOUT ME?
NO, NO, NO!
[SCREAMING]
NO!
WHAT?
NO!
WHAT DO WE GOT?
SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING.
COME ON.
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
OKAY.
I GOTTA FIND A CABLE. FIND A CABLE, CABLE, CABLE.
WHAT'S THAT?
NOPE.
AHH.
YES! THANK GOD!
I CAN KEEP RECORDING.
HOW DID HE EVEN ELECTRIFY THAT THING?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
ISN'T HE, UM, INSANE?
HE'S CRAZY, NOT STUPID.
WHAT WAS THAT?
A MONSTER...
THAT WE'RE GONNA KILL.
AND WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU?
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SHOTGUN.
THAT'S TRUE, AND HE DID TRY TO SHOOT
THAT FREAK AND NOT ME.
GREAT.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
YEAH, YOU COME FRY ME, YOU FREAK!
NO ONE'S GETTING IN HERE.
AND I GOT IT ALL RECORDED,
YOU UGLY BASTARD.
FORGET "FACES OF DEATH."
YEAH, WES CRAVEN, MY ASS.
SPENCER CROWE'S BACK!
I AM BACK!
[RADIO CRACKLING]
SPENCER.
[SNIFFS]
[ON RADIO] SPENCER.
- SPENCER. - AHH.
FINKLE, IS THAT YOU? WHERE ARE YOU?
- YOU OKAY? - IT'S ME.
IT'S ME.
ARE YOU THERE?
- WHERE? - [RADIO BEEPS]
[FINKLE] IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M IN HERE.
[FINKLE SIGHS]
OH!
I'M GONNA MAKE MY WAY OVER TO YOU, OKAY?
I'M GONNA KNOCK FOUR TIMES.
THAT WAY YOU KNOW IT'S ME.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T-- DON'T DO THAT.
IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S TOO LATE.
I CAN'T JEOPARDIZE MY SAFETY.
I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS.
WHAT?
I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. I'D ONLY PUT MYSELF AT RISK.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE.
THE LOCKBOX WITH ALL THE PHONES,
IT'S ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO THE MONITORS.
YOU NEED TO CALL THE POLICE, OKAY?
PEOPLE ARE DYING.
WHERE'S THE KEY?
OH, OKAY. OKAY.
PLEASE. I HAVE THE KEY. I HAVE THE KEY.
- SHIT. - WHAT?
JUST SMASH THE BOX
AGAINST THE WALL.
JUST GET IT OPEN.
SMASH IT INTO THE WALL.
[CHUCKLES]
NO, THAT'S JUST--
IT'S NOT OPENING, OKAY?
JUST FORGET THAT.
I CAN GUIDE YOU OUT FROM RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT?
NOW, LISTEN, DON'T USE THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
BUT THERE'S A PASSAGEWAY
THROUGH THE CHAPEL.
YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
BE BRAVE.
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS.
[SCOFFS]
[SIGHING]
UGH.
[RICO] SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
[MASON] WE'RE GONNA KILL HIM.
WHAT ABOUT ANOTHER WAY OUT?
- THERE IS. - WHAT? WHERE?
THROUGH THE CHAPEL. THERE'S THIS LITTLE PASSAGEWAY
THAT LEADS YOU OUT ONTO THE FIELD
RIGHT BEHIND THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAS THAT PART OF THE TOUR?
NO. ME AND FINKLE FOUND IT BY ACCIDENT
TRYING TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SMOKE.
SPENCER JOINED US A FEW TIMES.
- BECAME MY STASH SPOT... - WAIT.
YOU'RE HIS DEALER?
NO SHIT, I'M HIS DEALER.
THIS GIG AIN'T PAYING ME SHIT.
- THAT'S TRUE. - EVERYBODY...
BEHIND ME.
- SPENCER. - [RADIO BEEPS, CRACKLES]
- SPENCER. - FINKLE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
YEAH. CAN YOU SEE ME?
- YES. - [BUTTON CLICKING]
FINKLE, LISTEN TO ME.
I NEED YOU TO LAY LOW.
THE CRAZY IS ONE QUARTER OVER
AND COMING IN QUICK.
IS HE COMING FROM MY LEFT OR MY RIGHT?
STAY TO YOUR... LEFT.
- [RADIO BEEPS] - SPENCER.
SPENCER.
AAH!
[GROANING]
OH.
[LAUGHING]
CAN YOU FUCKING STOP THE SMOKE MACHINE, PLEASE?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, FINKS. THIS IS MY BEST WORK.
[FINKLE] OH, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
I THINK HE'S COMING BACK FOR YOU.
FUCK. NO.
NO, YOU ANIMAL.
YOU SICK BASTARD.
PLEASE. PLEASE, I'LL PAY YOU--
I'LL PAY YOU SOME MONEY.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
I GOT...
AHH, FINKLE.
FINKLE, FINKLE.
THE SACRIFICES YOU MADE.
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.
[SNIFFS]
[GROANS]
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. [CHUCKLES]
AHH.
[SOBBING]
HEY! HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU INJURED?
HERE. WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
JUST-- HEY, HEY! IT'S OKAY, WE DON'T--
[SCREAMING]
OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
PLEASE, PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
SHOOT HIM.
SHOOT HIM!
[SCREAMING]
[SOBBING]
YOU KILLED HER.
NO, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD.
[RICO] HE'S A DAMN PSYCHO, JUST LIKE HIM.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE OR HE'LL--
OR HE'LL DO WHAT?
TAKE US OUT ONE BY ONE?
SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE HELPING HIM.
YOU-- HOW DID YOU NOT WARN US?
SHE IS DEAD AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.
[WOMAN] HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? I'M SORRY.
HE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID HE WILL LET ME LEAVE IF I LURED YOU IN.
WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING US.
- NO. - HE SAID THAT THE EVIL THAT LIVES IN HIM,
LIVES IN YOU.
[PHONE VIBRATES]
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.
WHAT? YOU HAD YOUR MOBILE PHONE ON YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?
THIS IS MY TRAP PHONE.
LOOK, I DON'T GOT SERVICE DOWN HERE ANYWAYS.
IT JUST BUZZED!
- NO SIGNAL. - INCOMING E-MAIL?
E-MAIL THE POLICE.
HOW THE HELL I'MA E-MAIL THE POLICE?
LOOK, I'LL SEND IT TO MY PAROLE OFFICER.
OKAY, DO IT.
I KNOW THE WAY AROUND HERE THROUGH THE TUNNELS.
WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE.
AS LONG AS HE'S BREATHING, WE'RE NOT SAFE.
I DON'T WANT TO GET HIM.
QUICK, LET'S GO. I KNOW THE WAY AROUND THE EXIT.
LISTEN, YOU'RE SAFER WITH US.
NO. NO ONE IS SAFE.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
HE'S DEAD.
OH, THIS GUY IS GOOD.
WHAT WAS THAT?
[RICO] YOU WATCH HIM.
[GRUNTING]
GRAB THE GUN!
AAH!
COME ON.
[GROANING]
NICE SHOOTING.
DO ME A FAVOR. SEND IN ALL THE CARS TO THE FRIGHT FEST
BECAUSE IF THIS ISN'T SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A SICK JOKE,
WE GOT A MULTIPLE IN PROGRESS.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
I STILL GOT IT. I STILL GOT IT.
OH, GOD.
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET PASSAGE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
OH, FUCK. OH, GOD.
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE.
HE NEVER TOLD US WHERE THE ENTRANCE IS.
IMPROVISE.
WHAT?
GOD.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.
AAH!
[GASPS] OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD! - WAIT, THAT'S IT.
- OH, MY GOD. - THAT'S IT. MOVE.
[GRUNTS]
- OH, GOD. - NO.
OKAY, THE WINDOW.
OH, MY GOD!
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[CRUNCHING, TEARING]
AAH!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[SHRIEKS]
[GROANING]
IT'S OVER.
[AXE SCRAPES GROUND]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
CHECK THAT CAR!
LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
COME ON, COME ON, GET THIS OPEN.
LET'S GO, COME ON.
GET IT OPEN, GET IT OPEN!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?
DON'T TOUCH THIS THING! IT'S LIVE!
COULD WE GET SOMEONE DOWN HERE THAT CAN GET THIS THING OPEN?
[SPENCER] OH, THE GOOD GUYS ARE HERE,
JUST IN TIME.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
WE ARE RESCUED.
WE'RE SAVED, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
THE CAVALRY.
AND YOU, I MEAN, YOU ARE A HERO.
"FRIGHT FEST TWO: THE REALITY"
IS WHAT I'LL CALL THE NEXT ONE, OKAY?
I'M SORRY. I'M SPENCER AND YOU'RE...
- MASON. - MASON...
OH, THOSE KIDS OUT THERE.
THEY MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME.
I MEAN, THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR WHAT MAY BECOME
THE GREATEST HORROR FILM EVER.
YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
THE EVIL THAT LIVES IN THIS PLACE.
OKAY.
OH, JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A BLOODBATH.
MAKE SURE ALL THE INMATES ON THAT TRANSFER VAN ARE ACCOUNTED FOR.
YEAH, YEAH.
GO, GO, GO, GO!
GET OUT OF HERE! TAKE CARE OF THEM.
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[SPENCER YELLS]
DROP IT! DROP IT! DROP IT!
PUT IT DOWN.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG MONSTER.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]